They can't unsee this...
I work for an MSP and have dozens of clients, and one day the CEO asked me to come over and help him get into his MacBook as he forgot the password for it. Old guy.
I had his password in my system, and once I got logged in a flood of iMessages came through. All the messages were from his friends arranging meet ups with the very, very attractive assistant of his. One guy used the phrase “get a crack at her.” I didn’t open iMessage they came through rapidly across the top right of the screen.
She quit about two weeks ago. (corxcore)
Husband and Wife Stuff
A crusty old man walked into the shop with a look in his eyes like a child who just stole from the cookie jar. The year is 2017 but he asks me if I can burn a cd for him. I am confused, but I indulge the customer’s request. I ask him what he wants burned to the cd, he simply points to a folder titled “new folder” by instinct I double click, and in that moment what little innocence I had left died.
Inside that indescribable folder, hundreds of pictures of what I’m assuming is wife in what can only be described as explicit positions. I’m sure she is a fine lady, but age has not been kind to her, the lack of hygiene and poor diet didn’t help either.
Frozen in place, I slowly turn my head to the old man’s gaze, only to be met with a simply indescribable grin and a slow nod. Never before in my life has I been that afraid, disgusted, and stunned, but I had a job to do. I grabbed a dusty old 700mb cd and burned those images to its form.
It was done, the transaction was made, but I was robbed, of my innocence, and of my sanity. (VG_RaptorJesus)
The last company I worked for, I got a laptop back from one of the sales guys who was complaining that his computer was slow and kept crashing. He was the sort of guy who, rather than raise a ticket, sends an email with the entire exec team copied in about how he couldn’t do his job because IT were incompetent, etc.
Well, I got his laptop from him and noticed the hard drive was completely full. Most of the sales stuff is web based, so there was no reason for the local drive to have anything on it.
So, I had a look. ‘Expertly’ hidden on his hard drive in a folder called ‘work stuff’ was over 300gb of naked pictures and videos of himself. Literally thousands of pictures of him naked. Videos of him dancing naked.
One extremely awkward meeting with the guy’s manager later, he was quietly let go. (Paulius2444)