Delicious and Desirable?
Where’s the beef?!
It makes me wonder how much they paid the unnamed writer. Free chicken for life seems a little much for what’s going on.
Smith claims the novella is “about as sexy as… a bucket of fried chicken.”
Apparently… there is NO chicken involved. WTF?! Harland Sanders only alludes to his vast restaurant chain and has no discerning personality.
Wasn’t the point of the book to sell chicken? I could spend hours describing the look, smell, taste, and texture of fried chicken, but, nah, let’s not mention it. Or else someone might get hungry and actually want to go out and get themselves a bucket to devour.
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