Bye Bye Bye
I had to fire someone while we were doing their new hire paperwork.
The store manager interviewed him, then sent him to me (ops manager) to do their papers. This kid starts majorly trash talking the store manager, other employees, asking if any “Fine b**ches” work at the door…
He then goes on to say, “mannn are you seriously having me fill out all this paperwork? You’re about as retarded as the store manager!”
I said, “well lets hold off on the paperwork then! I think we are going to go in a different direction with you, as you obviously are too professional for our business”
It took him a second, but he then started acting like Eminem and s**t talked the whole way out. See ya [deleted account]
You Snooze, You Lose
we had a kid who came into the shop and his first day of night shift they couldn’t find him. Well they found him after a few hours. He cleaned off a shelf in the parts room and was sleeping on it. (bazilbt)
I didn’t fire this guy personally but I did one better, I arrested him.
I’m a police officer in the UK, I was forced to help on a recruitment event in our headquarters where applicants turned up, listened to a talk and did a few exams. Almost all wore suits or shirts and ties, except one… One was wearing a black polo shirt, black combat trousers and tactical boots, weird and a bad impression but whatever.
Whilst they do the exam I went into the yard for a smoke, all the applicants had to park in a certain area, which was just by the smoking shelter. One car stood out, it looked just like our unmarked cars, exactly like our unmarkeds. I was a little confused so I had a closer look at it. It had radiator lights and on the back seat was a police issue stab vest.
I thought that it must be one of our cars parked in the wrong place, it happens. After the exam they left, I watched them leave and lo and behold polo shirt man gets in the “unmarked car”. Immediately I jump in a real unmarked and take off after him. I found him 2 streets away putting blue lights on and driving through a red light. I overtook him, put my lights on and blocked him. He gets out waving a fake warrant card telling me he was en route to an emergency.
Arrested for impersonating a police officer. He was also suspected of doing the same in about 3 other forces. (Icarus638)