Make America Scary Again
Even if you happen to be a Donald Trump supporter and somehow have nice things to say about him, there is no denying that the man bears a striking resemblance to a giant, orange pumpkin. This Halloween, Trumpkins are all the rage. You guessed it, people are carving pumpkins to look like Donald Trump and it’s hilarious. If you think you’re not a skilled enough artist to be able to carve your own, no problem, it’s easy, you can just throw a blonde comb-over wig on a pumpkin and there you have it, spot on Trumpkin.
Parents, don’t let your kids trick or treat alone because the Trumpkins are out in full force this Halloween and it is terrifying. I can guarantee it. So check out these Trumpkins for your own carving inspiration.
Can we replace the actual presidential candidates with Trumpkins? I think they would be much more popular and do great things for our country. #Trumpkin2016 has my vote.
I know this can be really scary at first glance but don’t worry, it’s not really Donald Trump. If you look closely, you can see that it is just a pumpkin. Bullet dodged.
If you don’t want to fork out the money for a Trumpkin wig, do not worry. No wig, no problem! When you’re at the pumpkin patch, just make sure to grab an extra pumpkin, cut it in half, and throw that thing on top of your masterpiece. It looks just like Donald’s hair.