2016 has been the worst. Let's say goodbye to this travesty.
Ah, 2016. It’s been quite a year. With only twelve days left before 2017, it’s just about time to give 2016 the eulogy it deserves. With a little help from Twitter, I’ve written a send-off that I hope sums up all of our feelings about this clusterf*ck of a year.
Yes, it’s finally time to say goodbye, 2016. This is for you.
2016 changed us all
We all started 2016 blissfully unaware of what was to come, like Scrooge McDuck celebrating in his money piles. Now we’re all Scrooge McDuck proudly announcing how much we hate everyone. The only difference is that we don’t have any money at all.
It’s been quite a journey
I had a dream 2016 would be
So different from this hell we’re living
So different now from what it seemed
Now 2016 has killed the dream
— me, while sobbing in the dark
Titanic is a Great Metaphor for 2016
Oh, 2016. We started you so fierce, flawless, and full of hope. Now we’re almost dead, clinging to a floating door while our loved ones become popsicles next to us.