2016 has been the worst. Let's say goodbye to this travesty.
There was a time where you thought you were just another year, but we realized months ago that you were different—longer, somehow, and more terrible than anything we’d seen in a long time.
You darkened our souls and ruined our skin, 2016.
“Oh, 2016. You really need to have every square inch of your a– kicked.”
—Dark Willow, if Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on now
You wore us down
2016, you turned us into shadows of our former selves. You made us look like Kelly Kapoor when she went on a crash diet and ate a tape worm.