We're going to have a bigly time at school this year!
Say what you will about the leader of the free world, but he’s in that position until he’s elected out or until an impeachment finds him guilty of some kind of grave misdeed. He may not be the rightful man for the job, but you just can’t escape him and the things that he says. HuffPost Comedy wanted to honor our POTUS in a way and use words of wisdom based on his tweets and notions to inspire our country’s children as they head back to school. HuffPost Comedy wrote, “Traditionally the president is someone kids idolize. Surely Donald has tips for them as they head back to school!” Here’s what people answered back…
#2 pencils are losers that will never be #1. Sad. Use a pen! (Jeff Dwoskin)
When a big bully picks on a smaller disabled kid, just walk away, because both sides are obviously to blame. (Craig Rozniecki)
Blame your bad grades on both sides. (The Grim Rieper)
Words Are Hard
When they say the word at the spelling bee, which will happen, believe me, it’s spelled c-o-v-f-e-f-e. (Craig Rozniecki)