It's a dark, mysterious place
I once used Nair on my bikini zone and it worked great, so I thought, Why not hit up the lower area too? I applied the Nair on my vagina, and after a few moments I realized I was burning my labia off.
I then went into my room and applied aloe vera directly into my snootch, which made it burn even worse, because apparently that’s not made for vaginas either. The next day my vagina was swollen shut. (cailsann)
Ripping Good Show
I was finally getting with this gorgeous guy. Everything went great, and after he finished, we cuddled while he was still inside of me. After about five minutes, he excused himself to clean up and came back looking horrified.
He said: “So, you’re still on your period.” Upon later inspection, it turned out his junk was bloody because he went too far up and removed my IUD. (laurenkim518)
A Little Thorny
I was riding my bike and it randomly hooked onto something. I fell forward, vagina-first, into a rosebush. I screamed in pain while my gynecologist removed 18 thorns from my vagina with tweezers. Needless to say my vagina has never been the same. (leighk42e9fd239)