Oh No She Di'nt
Not my wedding, but my cousins. Her best friend kept jumping into every picture she could and she’d stick her middle finger up at the camera in every picture. And then she tried to make out with the groom. No one has heard from her since the wedding. (Louology)
Tackle the Bride
Her jack*ss cousin tackled her (the bride) in her wedding dress.
I approached him and asked something like “why did you do that? She’s in her dress.” He looked down, walked away to leave and muttered “I was just fucking around.” (69_Tints_of_Brown)
My uncle went around taking photos and getting people’s names and addresses to “send them the photos”.
A month later, he sent out photos, printed on an advertisement for his fly by night “prepaid legal” business, along with hard sell marketing material. So basically, he lied about what he was doing to get people’s contact info for his business. (smallgrayrock)