Didn't think about that!
Boobs getting caught on a trip wire. (They0001)
landing a helicopter and then walking 5 miles into the woods so the crew doesn’t see your bare ass out hanging out while you take a piss (nowIm30andoverit)
Trying to date straight civilian guys. The moment they found out I was a Marine they either noped the fuck out or would be way too into the idea of me throwing them around to the point that I wasn’t even a person just this fetish they now needed. (pixiegurly)