Friends of a relative stayed the night at our place with their kids while we were out of town. We asked if the children wet the bed so we could put plastic sheets down. They were confident the kids wouldn’t wet the bed so we let it be. We come home to find 2 of the beds (new matresses) soaked in piss – not even stripped or changed. The kids had wet the bed in the night, moved to another bed and wet again. 3 weeks later we found used diapers under one of the beds. Never said thank you, never said sorry. (Schlepti)
I had a friend who had some kind of f**ked up urethra. It made him have multiple streams when he pissed. But he f**king REFUSED to sit down and pee, because ‘that’s for women’. He apparently also refused to clean up after himself.
Everytime he left my house, without fail, I’d have to use a mop to clean up his piss. I called him out on it, and he laughed like I should be laughing with him. We weren’t friends long. (ToTheMunAndBack)
Lived with me for free.
F**ked my girlfriend who is the mother of my two kids then ran off with her.
Best thing that could have ever happened. Now I’m with an amazing, wonderful, and beautiful women. Get the kids a lot and the ex is miserable.
Karma b**ch! (Selemaer)