The thirst for discounts is real
Oh, Wal-Mart. You never cease to amaze us with your gaggle of shoppers. Most of those who enter the huge retail store aren’t spectacular, but they certainly have a high incidence of people with strange clothing choices, bad hygiene, trash-filled cars, and the like.
We love gawking at such people with our jaws firmly planted on the floor. But staring is rude, so you can gawk at your leisure through this screen.
Remember how in the movie Wall-E everyone was so inactive that their bones decreased in size, and they used motorized chairs to do literally everything? Just saying.
Talking a Walk
I’m all for walking your pets regularly, but I’m not entirely sure that juvenile alligators need to be walked, especially in a store that really doesn’t have supplies for him.
I’m no scientist, but I’m going to conclude that it’s not safe to have a barbecue, that’s raging with fire, near a gas pump. I guess he just couldn’t wait til he got home.