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Here’s Why People Think Katy Perry Is JonBénet Ramsey

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Man Makes Totally Reasonable Claim That Katy Perry Is Actually JonBénet Ramsey

JonBénet Ramsey is alive – and baby, she’s a firework.

A viral video claiming that Katy Perry is the revived phoenix of the child pageant star’s ashes that originally made circulation on the web back in 2014 has recently gone re-viral, and for good reason. Let’s see if you find the theory as concrete as we do…

Conspiracy theorist Dave Johnson asserts that the bizarre 1996 Ramsey case was actually entirely a hoax, and that the family kept their daughter a secret so she could rise to become a giant lion-riding pop star. “JonBénet Ramsey became Katy Perry. That’s a fact,” says Johnson. “So if any of you continue to lie about this person dying, you are in fact a false witness to this person dying.” So you’d better listen up…

Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images

Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images

Here’s what Johnson cites as evidence…

Trading one name for another – a sacrifice.

katy banana and jonbenet ramsey

Source: YouTube/Dave Johson

“All of these people are liars, man,” Johnson says comparing images of Perry and Ramsey. “Nobody died, nobody got hurt. That sacrifice was in name only, and that was to get something, and that something was to become a star. JonBenet became Katy Perry, and that’s a fact.”

Ramsey’s parents are clearly Katy Perry’s parents.

Conspiracy Theory Says That Katy Perry Is JonBenet Ramsey

Source: YouTube/David Johnson

As you can see, when you look at pictures of both sets of parental units, they kind of look similar, right? Both moms have mom-cuts, and the dad, according to Johnson, just shaved his hair. “He shaved his head, she lost some weight,” Johnson purports. Sneaky.