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How God Created Animals According to Twitter…

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Platypuses

twitter animals platypus

Source: Twitter @jimmytorosian/wikipedia.org

[God creating platypuses]
God: This is my best work. Yes, Karen I am high, but that has nothing to do with it. This is perfect. Send it out. (@jimmytorosian)

Hedgehogs

twitter animals hedgehog

Source: Twitter @bourgeoisalien

[god drunk, inventing hedgehog]

so cute but u can’t cuddle it cuz, prickly quills or whatever, hahaha

[passes out] (@bourgeoisalien)

Pandas

twitter animals panda

Source: Twitter @tricycle_champ/wikipedia.org

[god making pandas]
GOD: cow bears
ANGEL: what
GOD: did i fucken stutter
ANGEL:
GOD: take it a cow and make it a bear (@tricycle_champ)

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