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How To Spend Valentine’s Day Alone

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Track down your old lovers


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Remind them why they are awful people. Sometimes people need reminding to keep them in check.

Netflix and chill… with yourself


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This is when that sexual wellness toy comes in handy. Though Netflix doesn’t show hardcore pornography, they do have some hidden softcore porns on their streaming roster. The point is that you can watch whatever you want, not depending on the whims of someone else. I like to binge watch crappy horror movies, something my ex’s never would watch with me.

Ignore it


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Carry on about your day as normal because you are an adult.

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