tapedeckgh0st: “In kindergarten, It was my turn to pick out the book for storytime. However, the teacher forgot, and picked the kid next to me instead (I think his name was Dave). So, I screamed a lot and hit Dave in the head with a toy truck, then called the teacher an asshole.”
rconnelly20: “My teacher was being a total bitch so I switched the caps on all the sharpies. I didn’t choose the thug life.”
The dog did it!
MACandSteez: “I hated my old room mate with a passion. She use to think her 10 week old puppy was peeing on her pile of clean clothes. It wasn’t the puppy.”