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This 43-Year-Old Man Is Finally About To ‘Become A Man’

Whether you like to talk about it or not, there’s no denying that sex is a part of everyones life. That’s where babies come from, folks!

But imagine if a freak accident in your childhood left you unable to cash in your V-card for a one-way ticket to that forbidden paradise — that’s the plight of Mohammed Abad, a 43-year-old man from Edinburgh, Scotland.

Mohammed Abad


In 2012, Mohammad became the first man to successfully receive a bionic penis, and when you hear about Abad’s plans to use his (impressive) tool for the first time, you’ll be shocked that this guy hasn’t been playing the game for years!

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An Accident Left Him An Inch (Or A Few Inches…) From Death

Mohammed Abad


In 1978, at just 6-years-old, Mohammed Abad was run over by a truck in Huddersfield, England. Abad was lucky to even survive the accident — but not all of him was so lucky. Unfortunately, his penis was torn off in the horrible accident.

It’s Been A Long, Hard Journey (Pun Intended)

bionic penis mechanism


In 2012, Abad had surgery to attach an 8-inch bionic penis to his body. The new limb has two inflatable tubes encased within flesh harvested from Abad’s arm. To “pump up the party,” Abad just needs to press a button on his testicles — I hope that thing has a safety lock for work hours!