The Internet at the Speed of Thought

Man With Artificial Dong Is About To Ring His Bell For The First Time

at12:45 pm | By

Abad’s Teenage Fantasies Are About To Come To Life

Mohammad Abad with bionic member is excited


In Abad’s own words, “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”

When you hear who’s lined up to take Abad’s virginity, your jaw is going to hit the floor. Trust us. The reveal, after the jump.

Sit Down, Press That Button, And Get Ready, Slave

Charlotte Rose

Source: Twitter @_Charlie_Rose

Charlotte Rose is a London-based dominatrix who won the British Erotic Award for Sex Worker Of The Year in 2013, so she’s the real deal. When she heard about Abad’s story from the news, she was excited to help in the best way she knew how — with a more, ahem, “physical” form of reassurance.

“I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity,” Rose said. “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”

For Abad, It’s Not Just About The Sex

Mohammed Abad


Mr. Abad has dreams of one day becoming a father, but as you can imagine, that doesn’t exactly come easily when you’ve only got the bees and no bird.

Abad married two years ago, but he never actually told his wife about his bionic penis (that wasn’t quite ready to party yet) until their wedding night! She left him a year later when waiting became too much for her.