This Store Isn’t Real
“I SEE NONE,” Bella explained, desperately.
“I swear on my life they are there. Try near diapers.”
“THAT IS WHERE I JUST LOOKED”
“There is no way they don’t carry those essential items,” Belinda said, “You stay in there until you find them”
“THIS STORE ISN’T REAL”
“It has them”
“NO THEY DONNNTTTT”
Though a humorous exchange, the sad truth is that the products were, for all intents and purposes, hidden. Thanks to societal stigmas, it wasn’t even the sort of product someone would feel comfortable asking a store employee about.
That’s when things got even crazier…
“OH WAIT. They’re here tucked away in a corner unlabelled,” Bella exclaimed.
“No big sign reading ‘SUPER PERIOD CENTER?'” mom quipped.
“They labelled the tiny shelf of joint braces but not the massive aisle of stuff for your vagina??????????”
“Yes. Because there is NEVER a sign for that section. Vaginas are SECRET.”
“VAGINAS ARE MYTHS, WHISPERED QUIETLY IN SECRET AMONG ONLY THE BRAVEST OF MEN, COURAGEOUS ENOUGH TO EVEN MENTION THE NAME”
“Can I PLEASE post this exchange on Facebook?” mom asked. “Because it is hilarious. I am crying.”
“Sure,” Bella allowed. “But only if you’re DARING enough to publicly acknowledge the existence of…. It”
“Have you met me?”
“You do drive the Vaj mobile”
“BUT SERIOUSLY WHY ARE MEN SO AFRAID OF WOMEN AND VAGINAS??? DO THEY THINK IF THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR EXISTENCE WE WILL SHOOT OUR LASER ESTROGEN BEAMS OUT OF OUR EYES AT THEM AND DISINTEGRATE THEM WITH EASE”
“Yes. Yes they do. I will tell you what my mother told me when I asked why society was unfair to women. She said society is controlled by men, and they fear us because we are powerful. And that is why we do WHAT every day?”
Wait for it…