Let Them Eat Cake.
Love cake? So do I. But I also love cake fails.
I saw a cake on Instagram the other day that inspired me to look up what sort of culinary disasters people shared with others online. From homemade cake fails to store-bought catastrophes, these cakes are almost too inappropriate to eat… almost.
Cakes are a universal dessert that many cultures use to celebrate all kinds of events and special occasions. You might only have cake once a year on your birthday, or maybe you eat it whenever your little heart desires. Maybe your appetite will change after seeing these crazy cakes! Just wait till you digest the baby shower cakes…
Source: Instagram @shaymacmorran
Start the slideshow below to see the most hilariously inappropriate birthday cakes, then SHARE with your fellow cake lovers!
Pleasure Castle

Source: Instagram @bellaespy
Such beautiful turrets…
Turkey Dookie
Source: Instagram @kelly_lover_of_horror
Mr. Hanke, is that you?
Must Be Love
Source: Instagram @shaymacmorran
Nothing says love like “the court says you can’t come within 500 feet of me.”
Happy Anniversary?
Source: Instagram @Scottheierman
They say it’s the thought that counts, but I’m not so sure…
No Shame
Source: Instagram @uzisilver
Between the cake and the topic at hand, I have a feeling he won’t say no…
KKCake
Source: Instagram @hatapota
Not sure how that one made it to production…
Cake Anytime
Source: Instagram @katievoght
As if I need a reason to eat cake!
Practical Joker
Source: Instagram @adornthehunter
I bet the family wasn’t expecting their joke to be taken so seriously when they picked up this cake. Amazing!
Why Do I Feel This Good Sober?
Source: Instagram @tawnybelle
We’re glad he’s sober, but this cake might make someone relapse…
One in a Million
Source: Instagram @burnurnur
No way to say “I appreciate you” like getting all scientific about it.
Happy 21st
Source: Instagram @marielledavis
Hopefully your night goes as well as Barbie’s!
Turkey Lurkey Time
Source: Instagram @purch76
Just imagining Grandma’s face if this ever showed up on our Thanksgiving table…
Turkey Sausage
Source: Instagram @purch76
What a wattle!
Gobble That
Source: Instagram @purch76
Have these people ever even seen a turkey?
OMG
Source: Twitter @kixbby
And so begins the wide world of baby shower cakes…
Cabbage Patch
Source: Twitter @teelin
MAKE IT STOP.
NIGHTMARE
Source: Instagram @christinesolvsten
Is this what women do at baby showers??
Congrats, Psycho
Source: Instagram @cavpri
I think they meant psychotherapist, but this cake would be perfect for that crazy ex…
America’s Pastime
Source: Instagram @slcheathen
Bat and mitt or did someone leave a big ol’ turd on the diamond?
Chocolate and M&M’s
Source: Instagram @moomoosbakery
Don’t we all?
Happy Gradu– Waiitttt
Source: Instagram @sheknows
Interesting choice of, um, tassel, Morgan.
Teen Mom
Source: Instagram @sherryberg
They’re really starting young these days!
It a Gril!
Source: Instagram @momoosbakery
And I’m making chicken!
Carrot Cake
Source: Instagram @courtneyb802
Very suspect.
Firecrackers
Source: Instagram @ridenropem
Happy, uh, birthday, America…
Literally
Source: Instagram @donut4u
I think the balls were meant to be decorations…
You’re What?
Source: Instagram @erinmccarthy
You know I think I might have preferred the tater tots.
More Turkey Fails
Source: Instagram @dougwillis13
Nope, not even close.
These Don’t Get Old
Source: Instagram @970183o
When will people learn?
Athletic Baker
Source: Instagram @jnkmuller
Ah, the rarely seen sport of grass hockey.
Rough
Source: Instagram @morganharner
Now I never want to be 29…
Alrighty Then
Source: Instagram @jess_and_dharma
That’s one interesting, um, pumpkin.
In Blue
Source: Instagram @stevenkawalit
I don’t think they got the message…
How Old Is 92th?
Source: Instagram @missmalot
Those peaches tho am I right? Ayeeee
Happy Weeding
Source: Instagram @katehatespeas
Oh really?
To Infinity…
Source: Twitter @Pavilion_Events
Childhood ruined.