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Most Hilariously Inappropriate Cakes

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Let Them Eat Cake.

Love cake? So do I. But I also love cake fails.

I saw a cake on Instagram the other day that inspired me to look up what sort of culinary disasters people shared with others online. From homemade cake fails to store-bought catastrophes, these cakes are almost too inappropriate to eat… almost.

Cakes are a universal dessert that many cultures use to celebrate all kinds of events and special occasions. You might only have cake once a year on your birthday, or maybe you eat it whenever your little heart desires. Maybe your appetite will change after seeing these crazy cakes! Just wait till you digest the baby shower cakes…

Source: Instagram @shaymacmorran

Start the slideshow below to see the most hilariously inappropriate birthday cakes, then SHARE with your fellow cake lovers!

Pleasure Castle

cake fails phallic castle

Source: Instagram @bellaespy

Such beautiful turrets…

Turkey Dookie

Source: Instagram @kelly_lover_of_horror

Mr. Hanke, is that you?

Must Be Love

Source: Instagram @shaymacmorran

Nothing says love like “the court says you can’t come within 500 feet of me.”

Happy Anniversary?

Source: Instagram @Scottheierman

They say it’s the thought that counts, but I’m not so sure…

No Shame

Source: Instagram @uzisilver

Between the cake and the topic at hand, I have a feeling he won’t say no…

KKCake

Source: Instagram @hatapota

Not sure how that one made it to production…

Cake Anytime

Source: Instagram @katievoght

As if I need a reason to eat cake!

Practical Joker

Source: Instagram @adornthehunter

I bet the family wasn’t expecting their joke to be taken so seriously when they picked up this cake. Amazing!

Why Do I Feel This Good Sober?

Source: Instagram @tawnybelle

We’re glad he’s sober, but this cake might make someone relapse…

One in a Million

Source: Instagram @burnurnur

No way to say “I appreciate you” like getting all scientific about it.

Happy 21st

Source: Instagram @marielledavis

Hopefully your night goes as well as Barbie’s!

Turkey Lurkey Time

Source: Instagram @purch76

Just imagining Grandma’s face if this ever showed up on our Thanksgiving table…

Turkey Sausage

Source: Instagram @purch76

What a wattle!

Gobble That

Source: Instagram @purch76

Have these people ever even seen a turkey?

OMG

Source: Twitter @kixbby

And so begins the wide world of baby shower cakes…

Cabbage Patch

Source: Twitter @teelin

MAKE IT STOP.

NIGHTMARE

Source: Instagram @christinesolvsten

Is this what women do at baby showers??

Congrats, Psycho

Source: Instagram @cavpri

I think they meant psychotherapist, but this cake would be perfect for that crazy ex…

America’s Pastime

Source: Instagram @slcheathen

Bat and mitt or did someone leave a big ol’ turd on the diamond?

Chocolate and M&M’s

Source: Instagram @moomoosbakery

Don’t we all?

Happy Gradu– Waiitttt

Source: Instagram @sheknows

Interesting choice of, um, tassel, Morgan.

Teen Mom

Source: Instagram @sherryberg

They’re really starting young these days!

It a Gril!

Source: Instagram @momoosbakery

And I’m making chicken!

Carrot Cake

Source: Instagram @courtneyb802

Very suspect.

Firecrackers

Source: Instagram @ridenropem

Happy, uh, birthday, America…

Literally

Source: Instagram @donut4u

I think the balls were meant to be decorations…

You’re What?

Source: Instagram @erinmccarthy

You know I think I might have preferred the tater tots.

More Turkey Fails

Source: Instagram @dougwillis13

Nope, not even close.

These Don’t Get Old

Source: Instagram @970183o

When will people learn?

Athletic Baker

Source: Instagram @jnkmuller

Ah, the rarely seen sport of grass hockey.

Rough

Source: Instagram @morganharner

Now I never want to be 29…

Alrighty Then

Source: Instagram @jess_and_dharma

That’s one interesting, um, pumpkin.

In Blue

Source: Instagram @stevenkawalit

I don’t think they got the message…

How Old Is 92th?

Source: Instagram @missmalot

Those peaches tho am I right? Ayeeee

Happy Weeding

Source: Instagram @katehatespeas

Oh really?

To Infinity…

Source: Twitter @Pavilion_Events

Childhood ruined.

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