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Most Hilariously Inappropriate Cakes

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Let Them Eat Cake.

Love cake? So do I. But I also love cake fails.

I saw a cake on Instagram the other day that inspired me to look up what sort of culinary disasters people shared with others online. From homemade cake fails to store-bought catastrophes, these cakes are almost too inappropriate to eat… almost.

Cakes are a universal dessert that many cultures use to celebrate all kinds of events and special occasions. You might only have cake once a year on your birthday, or maybe you eat it whenever your little heart desires. Maybe your appetite will change after seeing these crazy cakes! Just wait till you digest the baby shower cakes…

cake fails restraining order

Source: Instagram @shaymacmorran

Start the slideshow below to see the most hilariously inappropriate birthday cakes, then SHARE with your fellow cake lovers!

Pleasure Castle

cake fails phallic castle

Source: Instagram @bellaespy

Such beautiful turrets…

Turkey Dookie

cake fails turkey poop

Source: Instagram @kelly_lover_of_horror

Mr. Hanke, is that you?

Must Be Love

cake fails restraining order

Source: Instagram @shaymacmorran

Nothing says love like “the court says you can’t come within 500 feet of me.”

Happy Anniversary?

cake fails anniversary

Source: Instagram @Scottheierman

They say it’s the thought that counts, but I’m not so sure…

No Shame

cake fails inside me

Source: Instagram @uzisilver

Between the cake and the topic at hand, I have a feeling he won’t say no…

KKCake

cake fails kkk

Source: Instagram @hatapota

Not sure how that one made it to production…

Cake Anytime

cake fails f it

Source: Instagram @katievoght

As if I need a reason to eat cake!

Practical Joker

cake fails dick: matt

Source: Instagram @adornthehunter

I bet the family wasn’t expecting their joke to be taken so seriously when they picked up this cake. Amazing!

Why Do I Feel This Good Sober?

cake fails drugs

Source: Instagram @tawnybelle

We’re glad he’s sober, but this cake might make someone relapse…

One in a Million

cake fails sperm

Source: Instagram @burnurnur

No way to say “I appreciate you” like getting all scientific about it.

Happy 21st

cake fails 21

Source: Instagram @marielledavis

Hopefully your night goes as well as Barbie’s!

Turkey Lurkey Time

cake fails turkey 1

Source: Instagram @purch76

Just imagining Grandma’s face if this ever showed up on our Thanksgiving table…

Turkey Sausage

cake fails turkey 2

Source: Instagram @purch76

What a wattle!

Gobble That

cake fails turkey 3

Source: Instagram @purch76

Have these people ever even seen a turkey?

OMG

cake fails baby shower 1

Source: Twitter @kixbby

And so begins the wide world of baby shower cakes…

Cabbage Patch

cake fails baby shower 2

Source: Twitter @teelin

MAKE IT STOP.

NIGHTMARE

cake fails baby shower 3

Source: Instagram @christinesolvsten

Is this what women do at baby showers??

Congrats, Psycho

cake fails psycho

Source: Instagram @cavpri

I think they meant psychotherapist, but this cake would be perfect for that crazy ex…

America’s Pastime

cake fails baseball turd

Source: Instagram @slcheathen

Bat and mitt or did someone leave a big ol’ turd on the diamond?

Chocolate and M&M’s

cake fails cookie

Source: Instagram @moomoosbakery

Don’t we all?

Happy Gradu– Waiitttt

cake fails tassel

Source: Instagram @sheknows

Interesting choice of, um, tassel, Morgan.

Teen Mom

cake fails mom

Source: Instagram @sherryberg

They’re really starting young these days!

It a Gril!

cake fails girl

Source: Instagram @momoosbakery

And I’m making chicken!

Carrot Cake

cake fails carrot cake

Source: Instagram @courtneyb802

Very suspect.

Firecrackers

cake fails firecrackers

Source: Instagram @ridenropem

Happy, uh, birthday, America…

Literally

cake fails cathy with balls

Source: Instagram @donut4u

I think the balls were meant to be decorations…

You’re What?

cake fails tater tots

Source: Instagram @erinmccarthy

You know I think I might have preferred the tater tots.

More Turkey Fails

cake fails turkey 4

Source: Instagram @dougwillis13

Nope, not even close.

These Don’t Get Old

cake fails turkey 5

Source: Instagram @970183o

When will people learn?

Athletic Baker

cake fails hockey

Source: Instagram @jnkmuller

Ah, the rarely seen sport of grass hockey.

Rough

cake fails 29

Source: Instagram @morganharner

Now I never want to be 29…

Alrighty Then

cake fails pumpkin

Source: Instagram @jess_and_dharma

That’s one interesting, um, pumpkin.

In Blue

cake fails in blue

Source: Instagram @stevenkawalit

I don’t think they got the message…

How Old Is 92th?

cake fails grandpa

Source: Instagram @missmalot

Those peaches tho am I right? Ayeeee

Happy Weeding

cake fails weeding

Source: Instagram @katehatespeas

Oh really?

To Infinity…

cake fails buzz lightyear

Source: Twitter @Pavilion_Events

Childhood ruined.

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