Let Them Eat Cake.
Love cake? So do I. But I also love cake fails.
I saw a cake on Instagram the other day that inspired me to look up what sort of culinary disasters people shared with others online. From homemade cake fails to store-bought catastrophes, these cakes are almost too inappropriate to eat… almost.
Cakes are a universal dessert that many cultures use to celebrate all kinds of events and special occasions. You might only have cake once a year on your birthday, or maybe you eat it whenever your little heart desires. Maybe your appetite will change after seeing these crazy cakes! Just wait till you digest the baby shower cakes…
Source: Instagram @shaymacmorran
Start the slideshow below to see the most hilariously inappropriate birthday cakes, then SHARE with your fellow cake lovers!
Pleasure Castle

Source: Instagram @bellaespy
Such beautiful turrets…
Turkey Dookie

Source: Instagram @kelly_lover_of_horror
Mr. Hanke, is that you?
Must Be Love

Source: Instagram @shaymacmorran
Nothing says love like “the court says you can’t come within 500 feet of me.”
Happy Anniversary?

Source: Instagram @Scottheierman
They say it’s the thought that counts, but I’m not so sure…
No Shame

Source: Instagram @uzisilver
Between the cake and the topic at hand, I have a feeling he won’t say no…
KKCake

Source: Instagram @hatapota
Not sure how that one made it to production…
Cake Anytime

Source: Instagram @katievoght
As if I need a reason to eat cake!
Practical Joker

Source: Instagram @adornthehunter
I bet the family wasn’t expecting their joke to be taken so seriously when they picked up this cake. Amazing!
Why Do I Feel This Good Sober?

Source: Instagram @tawnybelle
We’re glad he’s sober, but this cake might make someone relapse…
One in a Million

Source: Instagram @burnurnur
No way to say “I appreciate you” like getting all scientific about it.
Happy 21st

Source: Instagram @marielledavis
Hopefully your night goes as well as Barbie’s!
Turkey Lurkey Time

Source: Instagram @purch76
Just imagining Grandma’s face if this ever showed up on our Thanksgiving table…
Turkey Sausage

Source: Instagram @purch76
What a wattle!
Gobble That

Source: Instagram @purch76
Have these people ever even seen a turkey?
OMG

Source: Twitter @kixbby
And so begins the wide world of baby shower cakes…
Cabbage Patch

Source: Twitter @teelin
MAKE IT STOP.
NIGHTMARE

Source: Instagram @christinesolvsten
Is this what women do at baby showers??
Congrats, Psycho

Source: Instagram @cavpri
I think they meant psychotherapist, but this cake would be perfect for that crazy ex…
America’s Pastime

Source: Instagram @slcheathen
Bat and mitt or did someone leave a big ol’ turd on the diamond?
Chocolate and M&M’s

Source: Instagram @moomoosbakery
Don’t we all?
Happy Gradu– Waiitttt

Source: Instagram @sheknows
Interesting choice of, um, tassel, Morgan.
Teen Mom

Source: Instagram @sherryberg
They’re really starting young these days!
It a Gril!

Source: Instagram @momoosbakery
And I’m making chicken!
Carrot Cake

Source: Instagram @courtneyb802
Very suspect.
Firecrackers

Source: Instagram @ridenropem
Happy, uh, birthday, America…
Literally

Source: Instagram @donut4u
I think the balls were meant to be decorations…
You’re What?

Source: Instagram @erinmccarthy
You know I think I might have preferred the tater tots.
More Turkey Fails

Source: Instagram @dougwillis13
Nope, not even close.
These Don’t Get Old

Source: Instagram @970183o
When will people learn?
Athletic Baker

Source: Instagram @jnkmuller
Ah, the rarely seen sport of grass hockey.
Rough

Source: Instagram @morganharner
Now I never want to be 29…
Alrighty Then

Source: Instagram @jess_and_dharma
That’s one interesting, um, pumpkin.
In Blue

Source: Instagram @stevenkawalit
I don’t think they got the message…
How Old Is 92th?

Source: Instagram @missmalot
Those peaches tho am I right? Ayeeee
Happy Weeding

Source: Instagram @katehatespeas
Oh really?
To Infinity…

Source: Twitter @Pavilion_Events
Childhood ruined.