Reddit Confession Boards: Not For the Faint of Heart
If you’ve never been on the Reddit Confession Boards, then you should probably check it out. Obviously, there are a lot of lonely and, at times, heartbreaking confessions posted in anonymity to the general internet public, but hidden among the din are a few gems of comedic confession gold.
People are weird, and they do a lot of weird stuff. So you can probably imagine some of the insane things that people have admitted anonymously on a Reddit thread.
What’s your deepest, darkest secret?
I hide in the bathroom when my bird is having a screaming fit.
I have a cockatiel that has screaming fits because my family used to encourage him to scream even when I asked them not to. Now that I’m moved out of their house and on my own with my fiance, we’ve been slowly discouraging screaming.
[…] I love the little bird, so I’ll hide in the bathroom so my fiance has to put up with the screaming instead of me. (Malted_Shark)
I used to think spaghetti grew on trees.
When i was younger i used to think Spaghetti grew on trees.
I’m being serious. I used to think spaghetti was the same as rice but a different colour and length. I used to think it got it’s length from hanging on trees. KingShitFuckMountain)