Why Can’t You Explain a Pun to a Kleptomaniac?
Because they always take things literally!
There’s a whole wide world out there filled with glorious puns and clever wordplay that are sure to make the most of anyone’s day if they’re keen enough to understand them. Sometimes, the more cult and nerdy a joke gets, the better it is once you finally understand it.
While there are plenty of people out there who would discard nerdy puns and consider them useless, these truly are some of the funniest bits of humor on the internet, and calling them average would be downright mean!
Source: Twitter @malikbenayed
What are you waiting for? Start the slideshow below and prepare for some of the nerdiest, punniest jokes around, then SHARE!
Soaring, Flying
Source: wikipedia.org
This one deserves a standing aviation.
Bill Nye
Source: tumblr/ intellectualhumor
It kept me in my seat the whole time.
Perfect 10
Source: Twitter @amidher
This joke would be a hit at math parties, just make sure not to drink and derive.
Gold Digger
Source: YouTube @KanyeWestVEVO
All signs point to “maybe.”
Does It Really Matter?
Source: Twitter @RichkOrtega
While some celestial bodies went to school to be stars, the Sun just went to get brighter.
Love Is in Bloom
Source: wikipedia.org
Some might lichen that to flirting!
Chemistry Outkast
Source: YouTube @OutkastVEVO
Outkast would never give you the cold shoulder.
You Never Go Back
Source: Twitter @malikbenayed
No, really. You never go back.
Raw Humor
Source: Twitter @FiendNikki
Well done, well done.
Tan Lines
Source: Twitter @_babybri
It’s a sin that he didn’t use sunblock.
Mooving Right Along
Source: tumblr/ bewbin
Corny jokes make me blush more than Mulan’s rouge.
Let’s Get Physical
Source: Twitter @garrettpalmeri
This joke isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.
pH I Love You
Source: Twitter @jsche_13
You know where to stick it.
Bill
Source: Twitter @binaemanvel
No words.
Yaaaaaas
Source: Instagram @droppingpennies
If I told you I was a fermata, would you hold me?