Why Can't You Explain a Pun to a Kleptomaniac?
Because they always take things literally!
There's a whole wide world out there filled with glorious puns and clever wordplay that are sure to make the most of anyone's day if they're keen enough to understand them. Sometimes, the more cult and nerdy a joke gets, the better it is once you finally understand it.
While there are plenty of people out there who would discard nerdy puns and consider them useless, these truly are some of the funniest bits of humor on the internet, and calling them average would be downright mean!
What are you waiting for? Start the slideshow below and prepare for some of the nerdiest, punniest jokes around, then SHARE!
Soaring, Flying
This one deserves a standing aviation.
Bill Nye
It kept me in my seat the whole time.
Perfect 10
This joke would be a hit at math parties, just make sure not to drink and derive.
Gold Digger
All signs point to "maybe."
Does It Really Matter?
While some celestial bodies went to school to be stars, the Sun just went to get brighter.
Love Is in Bloom
Some might lichen that to flirting!
Chemistry Outkast
Outkast would never give you the cold shoulder.
You Never Go Back
No, really. You never go back.
Raw Humor
Well done, well done.
Tan Lines
It's a sin that he didn't use sunblock.
Mooving Right Along
Corny jokes make me blush more than Mulan's rouge.
Let's Get Physical
This joke isn't all it's quacked up to be.
pH I Love You
You know where to stick it.
Bill
No words.
Yaaaaaas
If I told you I was a fermata, would you hold me?