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Parents Share the Creepiest Things They’ve Heard Their Kids Say

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Time Is Ticking

weird kids grandma face

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Not to me, but to his grandmother.

He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she’s very old, and will die soon.

Then he makes a point of looking at the clock. (NotTomPettysGirl)

Daddy Dunk

lifeguard stories water ghost hand in water

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“Daddy sleep” then pushing my head underwater at the pool. (evillawnornament)

Big Sister

weird kids scary girl in hoodie

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My 3 year old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, “Daddy its a monster..we should bury it.” (Like_I_was_sayin)

Congratulations on giving birth to the antichrist. (poncho_goblin)