9. Backdoor Extinction
@TheBloggess I once loudly proclaimed at work “That’s how the dildos went extinct!” Dodos. It was the dodos. — Mr. F (@bad_girl_rising) November 4, 2015
Quick! Send in backup!
10. There’s a Moon Out Tonight
@smckelden@TheBloggess I once pointed out a gorgeous “full moon” to my kids, only to realize it was a Burger King sign next to the freeway.
— Laura Harper (@MrsGrumpy4) November 4, 2015
11. Words
@TheBloggess couldn’t remember the name for gloves and called them “hand clothes” — suicidalthot (@couch_hobo) November 4, 2015
Oh, you know, those clever trousers with 5 leg holes. Or is it 4 leg holes and a— never mind.