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4 Reasons the New Donald Trump Song Is Everything

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2. “Ameritude”


New. Favorite. Word. Somebody call Webster’s.

In terms of meaning, the girls seem to define Ameritude as “American pride: it’s who we are.” I can get on board with that!

1. This Feat of Gymnastics


Now we know why these girls were chosen above all others to perform this dutiful dance routine for the all-powerful Supreme Leader Trump.

So good it almost makes me forget about the blonde’s SLOPPY arms at 1:36. Almost.

The Trump Song

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If you haven’t seen it yet, watch the video in all its glory. It hurts my heart to think that these girls’ parents put them up to this, and that one day they will be actual living breathing adults with this memory haunting them. After all, the internet never forgets…