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6 Reasons Why Your First Kiss Is the Worst

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Why Can’t Life Be Just Like the Movies?

The most pivotal moments of our childhoods never live up to their expectations – especially when it comes to the romance department. (Hello V-Card!). But even before that terrifying moment was your first kiss.

If any of y’all’s first kisses ended up looking like Macaulay Culkin and Anna Chlumsky’s in My Girl, I give you major props, but for the rest of us, we were all busy struggling through an anxious, sweaty-palmed, dry-mouthed, black hole that will be seemingly frozen in time forever.

To make the majority of the world feel better about their first kisses, we’re reminding you why they’re so terrible in the first place. You’re not alone out there…

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Start the slideshow below, it’s time to take an awkward stumble down memory lane! Don’t forget to SHARE!

6. They might stop you from kissing them.

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The ultimate playground ignominy. It’s time to crawl into a small hole and put yourself to rest. Your first kiss was a non-kiss.

5. You always miss the mark.

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You’re going in for landing, and you get a little bit of nose and some side mouth. They didn’t even know what hit ’em.