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6 Reasons Why Your First Kiss Is the Worst

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4. Usually someone runs away.

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The only thing that’s worse than the actual kiss are the moments right AFTER the kiss. What now?

Run awaaaaaay!

3. Or gets too intense, too quick.

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One member’s passions always get the best of them, and that’s when the teeth bumping and tongue swallowing starts. Suddenly you’re uncomfortable with all these bumping body parts — make it stop!

2. And no one has any idea what they’re doing.

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Why can’t people just start with the basics? Leave the advance gameplay for another time. My mouth is not your laboratory.