Don’t Ride With Your Dad
(Reversing the car) “Ahh, this takes me back.” (ScampAndFries)
This Dad is Awesome
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad, “are you going to put it up yourself?”. Dad replied “don’t be disgusting, I’m going to put it in the living room.” (UnrustledJimmie)
Steal This One
Me: Be careful standing near those trees.
My daughter: Why? The sky is clear, there’s no chance of lightning.
Me: I don’t know really, they just look kind of shady to me.
My daughter: Massive eye roll and sigh…Dad… (Big_0il)