xatabis: “My date bringing her friend with her and they started to ask me about my first sexual experience and when did I lost my virginity.”
peppereth: “A guy who found me on facebook asked me out. He asked where I wanted to go and I asked, ‘do you have anything against sushi?’ and he said no, so we met at a sushi place.”
“I ordered sushi and he ordered something else, and when my food came out he goes ‘blech! I hate raw fish!’
Okay, so why did you say you were okay with a sushi place?”
Butthole__Pleasures: “One time I invited a girl over to make her dinner and watch a movie. I made my specialty, and it was the bomb. Then we watched a movie sitting on opposite ends of the couch because I’m a huge p*ssy.”
“Then for some reason I got out my guitar and started singing for her. I’m not a good singer, so I don’t know why I did that. Then I walked her to her car, gave her an awkward peck on the lips, and literally never saw or heard from her again.