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Redditor’s Talk About When They Caught Their Ex’s Cheating

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When even mom can’t stomp on the haters, always count on that one roommate crazy enough to resort to medieval weaponry.

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“I walked in early from work. My door was locked. It’s never locked. So I super stealth mode opened the door and found her and my roommate in bed together. I simply had her move her shi*t from my room to his… They both moved out at the end of the month. She tried to break in after I went on deployment, but didn’t know that I found a new roommate. He pulled a sword on her, it was epic.

“Vile knave! Thou thinkest thou can bargeth in here and maketh off with treasures mine? TASTE MINE STEEL!” — Redditor @imn0tg00d

Is sword fighting not really your style? KEEP READING for something that involves a little more skin…

Be careful who you pour your heart out to while under the influence…

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I was out at a bar with a few of my friends. We walk in and there is my sister’s boyfriend making out with someone who is not my sister. I’ve had a couple drinks at this point and decided I wanted to be evil. I wait until the girl who’s making out with my sister’s bf comes over to the bar. I strike up a conversation with her to see if I could get some information out of her. I ask her about her date and she goes into this long story about how they dated back in high school but broke up and now he’s dating someone else but doesn’t care because the other girl is a total prude and what they have is true love. I let her say her speal until I introduce myself with my first and last name. She immediately starts sputtering something and I walk away to call my sister. Meanwhile, the shitty bf is across the bar being filled in on what just happened. He immediately calls my sister and tells her that I’m a liar and he’s still at work. I sent her pictures of the two of them together and they ended up breaking up the next day. — Redditor @goalieamd

Every man’s worst nightmare: when your girl and the side chick become BFF’s

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He agreed to meet me for lunch on my birthday at work. My manager decided to let me out a few minutes early and I saw him being dropped off by another girl who kissed him good bye and drove off. Turned out neither of us knew about the other and though we were dating a sweet guy not a fuckboy. We both dumped him and became pretty good friends. I even went to her wedding in December. Life can be funny sometimes…

Redditor @Prannke

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