The Internet at the Speed of Thought

Redditors Tell Their “I Don’t Get Paid Enough for This Sh*t” Moments

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The alternative is daytime television.

When I used to work at a certain restaurant, a porter was sent in clean an employee bathroom. In it he found poops in the middle of the floor. He determined he didn’t get paid enough for this sh*t and quit on the spot. While that’s an extreme case, I believe we’ve all been in a situation at work where we’ve encountered trouble that’s above our pay grade. Know that you are not alone and revel in these “I should quit right now” moments from Redditors.

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Warning! Lots of poo stories ahead!

The English are More Refined

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“Used to work retail security, got threatened by a junkie with a dirty needle over a ‘Friends box set… That was my last day.”


Boob Sweat

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“When a thick stream of sweat drained out of this girl’s cell phone case. I had to explain to her that her phone had water damage and that she shouldn’t work out with her phone in her bra, all the while trying to be professional and not gag while cleaning the mess. (I sold phones at Sprint).”