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Teachers Tell the Most Pretentious Thing Students Have Ever Said to Them

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Money Money Money

rich girl with lots of money

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my mom pays your salary, so give me an A (Secretly_psycho)

I feel like a proper response to this could be “Yes, your mom contributes a very tiny fraction to my salary, therefore you shall receive an appropriately tiny fraction fraction of an A.” (lockwinghong)

It just gets worse ahead…


cleaning lady yelling

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Middle schooler said “I’m only taking Spanish so I can tell my housekeeper what she needs to do.” (anchulautot)

Well Do You??

little boy student devil chalkboard

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“Do you KNOW who my father is?”

His dad was the head of the school board. No f***s were given that day. (lilmommy89)