Money Money Money

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my mom pays your salary, so give me an A (Secretly_psycho)
I feel like a proper response to this could be “Yes, your mom contributes a very tiny fraction to my salary, therefore you shall receive an appropriately tiny fraction fraction of an A.” (lockwinghong)
It just gets worse ahead…
Privilegia

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Middle schooler said “I’m only taking Spanish so I can tell my housekeeper what she needs to do.” (anchulautot)
Well Do You??

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“Do you KNOW who my father is?”
His dad was the head of the school board. No f***s were given that day. (lilmommy89)