Money Money Money
my mom pays your salary, so give me an A (Secretly_psycho)
I feel like a proper response to this could be “Yes, your mom contributes a very tiny fraction to my salary, therefore you shall receive an appropriately tiny fraction fraction of an A.” (lockwinghong)
It just gets worse ahead…
Middle schooler said “I’m only taking Spanish so I can tell my housekeeper what she needs to do.” (anchulautot)
Well Do You??
“Do you KNOW who my father is?”
His dad was the head of the school board. No f***s were given that day. (lilmommy89)