Pro Tip: if you do it at a gas station, it’s quicker, and free!

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No puns intended. We swear.
There’s this middle child who doesn’t know the terrible life he’s about to endure.

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Okay, so terrible is an exaggeration. But middle children, do ya hear me?
If “oops” is in the announcement photo, it can only go downhill from there.

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I hope she found some more appropriate mom clothes before she gave birth.