“Childhood is a lot like being drunk: you don’t remember most of it, and other people remind you of the s*&% you did.”
Having sex. Smoking weed. Stealing from their wallet. Kids and teenagers will always do stupid, dangerous and sexy things. Teenagers grow up into adults that have their own kids, who then in turn mess up. So while your parents catching your do weird stuff is mortifying for you, it probably isn’t exactly surprising to them. And catching you putting your finger up your friend’s butt hopefully made them laugh instead of worry. Here are some extremely hilarious tales from Reddit about dumb s*^% kids did and got caught for.
Your parents are telling their friends about you…
Blowing Hot Air
not me but 2 of my friends who were brothers were caught blowing air from a bicycle pump into their ass, then one of them farted for about 40 seconds straight then proceeded to s*&% all over the carpet.
it was not one of his most dignified moments (JACKMHARRIS)
Virile From a Young Age
I was watching police academy when I was about 8. there is a scene at a beach party where there are a few naked breasts on show. my mum walks in to catch me licking the tv screen where the bare breasts were. (mataranka)