Dog Eat Dog World
The dog filter on snapchat. (mastablasta05)
Jordie says: I don’t even have Snapchat. I feel old.
Orange you glad I didn’t GTL?
Being super tan.
Sure, being healthily tan because you’ve been on vacation/spend time outside looks fine. But going to a tanning salon on the regular and turning that uncanny, radioactive-looking orange-brown? Not my thing. (AGoodlyApple)
Jordie says: SMH. I don’t get this either. But if the girl thinks she looks good, then she’s doing it for herself.
Go Big or GTFO
Disgustingly long nails.
Jordie says: How do you wipe your bum with two inch nails?