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This Prince George Cake Will Give You Nightmares

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Prince George Is so Adorable You Could Just Eat Him up.

That’s probably why amateur baker Lara Mason decided to create a life-size version of the third in line to the throne in edible form. The 29-year-old English woman made the cake for the Cake International competition held in Birmingham each year, and she said she felt “delighted” when she won the gold for creating the little prince in cake form.

However…

While we’re really impressed with Mason’s ability to craft cakes that are pretty much clones of their human counterparts (Mason has won in previous years for her Jennifer Lawrence Hunger Games cake and her Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow), we also found the cake to be a little creepy in a Child’s Play sort of way (anyone heard of the uncanny valley?). Then we looked at pictures of the construction of the cake, and now we’re downright terrified…

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Source: Chris Jackson/Getty Images, Lara Mason

Start the slideshow below to see this tangible (and edible!) nightmare. Don’t forget to SHARE the terror.

Stage I: Uncomfortable

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Credit: Lara Mason

Is that… ground beef?

Stage II: Skeezed Out

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Credit: Lara Mason

Suited up with protective chocolate armor.

Stage III: Heebie-Jeebied

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Credit: Lara Mason

Now we’re getting to the stuff of nightmares.

Stage IV: Scared Sh*tless

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Credit: Lara Mason

Run while there’s still time.

Stage V: Intrigued

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Credit: Lara Mason

Children of the Corn is making a comeback.

Stage VI: Calming Down

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Credit: Lara Mason

Did Kanye design a new children’s line?

Stage VII: Deep Sigh of Relief

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Credit: Lara Mason

It was all just a dream. It’s only a cake.

Cake or Baby?

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Credit: Chris Jackson/ Getty Images

Can you tell the two apart?

“I Want to Be a Real Boy”

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It’s like some sick, tasty version of Pinocchio.

Captain Jack

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Source: Twitter @BrandyTartlet

Turns out this isn’t Mason’s first big win with a lifelike cake. In the past, she made this convincing Jack Sparrow.

Nearly Life Size

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Source: Twitter @FAMOUSweekly

Even though Captain Jack is weirder than Prince George, somehow this huge cake is less creepy.

Artist and Subject

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Credit: Lara Mason

Quick cake selfie.

I Volunteer as Tribute… to Be Eaten

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Source: Twitter @THGTributos

Katniss has never looked so scrumptious.

Final Product

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Source: Twitter @funkyfoodfacts

Mason also won an award for this cake in the past.

Two Gals

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Credit: Lara Mason

It’s amazing how huge these cakes are. I wonder if anyone ate them!

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