H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
Welcome to Heck! Forget Dante and his confusing inferno; there’s a hot new hangout spot for all of you out there that know you’re bad, but not that bad. After all, who really wants to commit to an eternity in boring old hell when you can suffer far more lazily in Heck!
What do you picture when you think of hell? Do you even believe in it? Most of us probably default to the standard old image of fiery pits in some dark cavern filled with poor lost souls as a horned red devil oversees the whole operation. But what if things weren’t that bad? Or what if satan opened up a “light” version of hell that maybe wasn’t as bad as the original?
Redditors were asked to think up some of the scenarios that would likely compose this new, toned-down Heck, and while it still sounds pretty awful, we can’t stop laughing!
Ladies and gents, welcome to Heck!
And No Subtitles
Every movie you watch has the music twice as loud as the dialogue. (The_stud_in_student)
I hate when it’s ever so slightly off and I can’t even concentrate because I’m trying to determine if it really is off or not. Just me staring at the lips for minutes until I realize it’s definitely out of synch. (andrewoh)
You sick b**tard. Audio/video desync being off is pure, absolute torture. (ArtIsDumb)
So, Heck Is Social Media?
Overhearing two people have an uneducated discussion about something you know a lot about, but you can’t say anything. (horseboob)