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‘Do You Have to Tinkle?’ and Other Stuff Parents Say

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“I Will Turn This Car Around!”

Parents across the planets are famous for their quirky sayings and other idiosyncrasies.

We learn them from our own parents and families, and by the time we grow up and have children of our own, the moment comes when we find ourselves parroting everything we were ever told as a kid. And more often than not, these common parenting phrases are EMBARRASSING.

In fact, when you think about it, they’re just as embarrassing for the parent as much as our kids, but this is what makes us human at the end of the day. The comedians behind the Tripp and Tyler YouTube channel put together a hilarious montage called “Poo-Poo Parents Say,” and it highlights the most famous and infamous sayings that ALL parents are familiar with.

embarrassing parents turn car around

Source: YouTube @Tripp and Tyler

Start the slideshow below to see the best (or maybe the worst!) of these common parenting expressions, and then watch the hysterical video at the end. SHARE with other parents who will appreciate this!

“Don’t Make Me Count to Three.”

embarrassing parents count to three

Source: YouTube @Tripp and Tyler

I couldn’t begin to tell you how many times I heard this as a kid—and how many times it was followed by…

“Go to Your Room.”

embarrassing parents go to your room

Source: YouTube @Tripp and Tyler

I probably spent at least a third of my childhood punished in my bedroom. These days, being forced to hang out and do nothing but sleep or read doesn’t sound half bad…