“Do You Need to Go Potty?”
Is it me, or did your parents only ask you this in public? Who ever invented the word “potty” anyway?
“What Did I Just Say?”
The minutes your parents said “No,” you knew exactly what you wanted to do more than anything else: exactly the opposite of what they told you. Parents know this, however, so the often rhetorical “What did I just say?” becomes their biggest weapon against making sure you’re not ignoring them deliberately.
“Did You Brush?”
But I don’t WANNA’ brush!